Setting: My client has been given a ticket for "Barking Dog," a class C misdemeanor and the case has been set for a pre-trial. The client’s neighbor is there at court, as a witness against the accused dog and I appear as defense lawyer.
Song: A Day in Dog Court
Me: Mr. Prosecutor,
I have just this to say,
She hired a doggy-sitter,
Because she was away.
The problem was the sitter,
Arrived a day too late,
The dog was all alone, all night,
and barked 8 hours straight.
She hired a doggy-sitter,
Who promised to take care,
To bring the dog in early,
To keep the quiet, there.
The problem was the sitter,
Arrived a day too late.
The dog was all alone all night,
And barked 8 hours straight.
Neighbor: That dog is so obnoxious!
She barked until I left!
Client: I think that you’re obnoxious!
I’d bark at you myself!
Neighbor: I heard her barking late at night,
I wrote it in a log!
Client: That doesn’t prove a thing, you know,
The noise was not my dog!
Neighbor: I have it all on video,
While climbing on the fence.
Client: She thought you were a burgler,
I’d bark at you myself!
Neighbor: I called to try to get your help.
I couldn’t sleep with all that din.
Client: I wasn’t there, I was away.
My doggy sitter wasn’t in.
Me: Ms. Justice Court Judge,
I have just this to say,
She hired a doggy-sitter,
Because she was away,
The problem was the sitter,
Arrived a day too late,
The dog was all alone, all night,
and barked 8 hours straight.
She hired a doggy-sitter,
Who promised to take care,
To bring the dog in early,
To keep the quiet, there.
The problem was the sitter,
Arrived a day too late.
The dog was all alone all night,
And barked 8 hours straight.
Judge: Lets set it for a trial, then,
And we can hear the facts,
Its certainly important,
Lets all be coming back.
A barking dog, can’t be allowed,
Especially if its really loud.
The court’s adjourned, now go away.
I’ll see you soon, another day.
Inspired by true events.
Tammy's lighthearted creative writing, journaling and expressions Copyright 2009, 2010, 2011, 2014
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